Q: factoring in the first 5 rye and cokes is free?
A: Get a bag of strong flavoured chips. (salt and vinnegar) Get a bottle of the cheapest vodka or rye you can. Douse the chips with it. (vodka works best) Eat the chips and get drunk. OR get a bottle of vodka and bottle of maracino cherries. Marinate the cherries in the vodka for a few days. Mix the vodka/cherry mix with orange juice on the day you want to drink. Eat the alcohol soaked cherries as you go along. (also works well with schnaps) Used to do this one when I was a poor university student